Tank and Bella

The cute puppies in the picture are my big brother, Tank and my big sister, Bella. I think they each have the middle name of "Bad" because Mommy and Daddy often insert that word in between their first and last name. They sound like loads of fun. I hear their funny snorting noises along with their growls and barks as they patrol the house and keep me safe. I can't wait to play with them. Mommy says that Bella will have to learn to control her "licker" when I am playing on the floor. I imagine Tank is already plotting ways to steal my toys. Oh, the fun we will have!

T-20

Dear Diary:

So since I'm pretty much just sitting here, I figured I'd write some stuff down.  I'm also having trouble remembering things - I guess my brain won't finish developing for about 20 years.  Anyway, I thought it would be best to write some of this down.

Something very exciting happened today.  Apparently I have something called a penis.  I can't explain it, but I have a feeling this thing will be very important to me soon.  I heard that today while I was doing my hand exercises.  I was already a little mad because they kept shoving this thing in to my head, and then everyone seemed excited.  Again, not really sure why.

I'll try and update this thing once a week or so.

Baby